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BECAUSE, dammit! Have you ever run a search on "fantasy_zombie_necrophilia"? Pretty slim pickin's, right?
Oh sure, you get sites galore about plain old necrophilia -- faked photos, people in bad death make-up, maybe even some dirty stories involving normal corpses, if you search long enough, and a whole lot of academic run-downs of the "disorder". Ho-hum.
Then there's the sn*u*ff-p*o*rn sites. Hundreds of them. Talk about disgusting. Kiss the Corpse is only interested in folks who are already dead when we find them.
If you're looking for sn*u*ff, you are in the wrong place, pal. Sorry.
(The " * "s are there to keep people who do want to find those kinds of sites from getting this page in their search results. At least, I hope that's how it works.)
I should probably mention right about now that this isn't meant to be a bizarre p*o*rno-freak site, either. Yes, we'll have that, as soon as I find or write some, but it'll have its own section and the rest of the site will continue to be family-friendly. Depending on your family.
I got the idea for this when my girlfriend (Jymi X/0) and I were running the above-mentioned search and finding next to nothing that had what we really wanted. It occurred to us that the undead are a severely underrepresented and misrepresented segment of society. (Except for the people who wanna be vampires...nothing against vampires; I know a few, they're nice, and they think the whole craze is a little over-done.)
So this site is for us dead folk, too. I'm tired of watching the zombie movies where they're stumbling around like vacuous ninnies, with only a rudimentary feeding instinct, groaning, growling and snapping at everyone they see.
Jymi: Seriously. He's only like that when he wakes up, before he gets coffee.
Aww, you noticed! Thanks, honey!
Anyway, my point is that we're out there, there's more of us than you realize, and we're just like you...only dead. You're potentially vastly outnumbered, so be nice, or we'll take over. Apparently, our live allies have been registering us to vote for years.
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