And another thing

You can never have too much of this.

Are you a Duct-Tape Hero?

Now hiring full-time affixer. Send cover letter and resume including employment and education history since age 2 (wow us with a stand-out statement of objective!), 16 references whom you've known for at least 12 years, an original composition on the subject of puppies, and a recent photograph. Must be able to start immediately. Pay: depends on experience.

What's for Breakfast?

French Toast with Squid!

In The Beginning

There was this.

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